February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
d-i0nne:
grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit
you: oh my god it was amazing you should have been there!
me: yeah, inviting me would have been nice
Be nice to others
flimzy:
You don’t have to shower them with affection, you don’t have to fall in love with them, you don’t have to do anything but be nice, let them miss your kind words, your sweet smiles, with one word you just can make their day, you can change their lives, you can make them happy and make them feel so lovely and beautiful.
Be nice to others, so when you are gone, you words, smiles, hugs...
will i am reduces my love for black eyed peas
i can tell adele will get album of the year but coldplay should definately get it!
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
katniss seems to friendzone every boy she meets
i’d absolutely hate to have small boobs
